More Local Bumper Stickers

I found this draft that we never posted. Enjoy - or be disturbed.

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We now keep a log in the car of odd bumper stickers we see. We cannot vouch for their moral or political integrity, but these are honestly so bizarre, we cannot resist sharing more with all of you.

1. I am speeding because I really need to poop (Complete with speedy cartoon poop. Additional note: this was not the typical bumper sticker plastered car - it was the sole declaration the owner felt compelled to apply.)

2. Where are we going? And why am I in a handbasket?

3. Condoms are easier to change than diapers

4. You are living proof that cowboys humped buffalo (This one is beyond our comprehension.)

5. You haven't lived until you've lived with a sheep herder (Why not shepherd?)

6. Stop supporting anti-canine legislation (What?)

7. God is my co-pirate